Norwegian Window Washer

We had a Norwegian Window Washer come to our house today.
She told us in her resume that she liked to clean windows, shine shoes, and mow lawns...
She also told us she was a life master...
She said she would make our windows 'just so perty (most people say 'pretty')...
While she was cleaning the back door, she kept peeking in to see what we were doing...
I thought maybe she wanted to join us...but then she seemed pretty focused on some spot...she had out her razor blade, so we just left her alone...
She just kept cleaning away...
I wonder if all Norwegians are good window washers?
After awhile, she just laughed. She told us she was NOT from Norway, that she was actually part black dutch. Ok...
We just laughed along with her...
After awhile, we saw her with her hat off and realized it was Saddie...Addison felt sorry for her and went out to offer some tall assistance...

I sure do have some clean windows now!